Like Frogs in Boiling Water

April 30, 2013

Marsden Cove, NZ

By: Kerry

I’m sure plenty of boat owners can relate to the following conversation and course of events.

It’s the old ‘frog in boiling water’ scenario: things start out pretty cool in the pool, but the heat’s turned on, and it’s increased incrementally, inexorably, until all of a sudden, you realise the water’s boiling and it’s too late to hop out: you’re cooked.

It’s a process we’ve experienced in various guises over the last year, and the conversation goes something like this:

Us: ‘Our generator isn’t working – it was working just fine when we left the boat four months ago, but now it’s not. Can you fix it, please?”

Mechanic: “Oh, that’ll be the exhaust elbow – it always is, it’s my bread and butter. I’ll pull it off and sort it out.”

Us: “How much will that cost – we’d really like an indication before we start, so it doesn’t get out of hand.”

Mechanic: “$1500, tops.”

So Mechanic pulls generator apart, looks at exhaust elbow and pronounces it ‘f**ked’.

Mechanic: “I could spend a bunch of time cleaning it up, but you’d be better off getting a new one. That’d have to come from the US, though.”

For a country that supposedly has the highest per capita boat ownership on earth, it’s astounding that no-one seems to keep any inventory of spare parts, at least not for our boat – just about everything has to be shipped in from overseas and it always takes at least a week and costs a bomb.

So we wait for a week or so for the elbow to arrive. It’s installed and… nothing. Generator still won’t start.

Mechanic: “It must be the valves. I’ll pull the head off and we’ll get the valves machined and the injectors cleaned.

“I’ll have to send them down to Auckland. That’ll take a week, but they don’t look that bad, so I’m absolutely sure it’ll start then.”

So the head’s sent to Auckland, valves are machined but they’re pronounced ‘pretty f**ked’.

Mechanic: “Well, you’ve got about 70 per cent seal, but you’re better off getting a new set of valves, guides and seals.”

And the inevitable: “We’ll have to get them in from the US.”

Us: “How much will that cost?”

Mechanic: “I reckon about $4000.”

Of course, we have no choice at this point, so we groan and say, ‘go ahead’. But then Easter gets in the way and a week turns into two and then the new valves get put back in and… nothing.

So then Mechanic performs a compression test (probably should have been done at the outset) and declares, “It’s definitely a compression problem. The only solution is to pull the head off, pull the engine out, get it on the bench and pull the pistons out.”

At this point we baulk. We start to wonder if we’d be better off just buying a whole new generator. We get quotes, but a new one is about $9 000, on top of the $4 000 we’re already up for. We get a second opinion, but it’s inconclusive.

And then we realise: We’re cooked.

So we tell the mechanic to go ahead. He pulls the head off, declares the pistons ‘aren’t too bad’ (salt damage is the culprit, he says) but the rings are seized.

Guess what? They have to come in from the US.

So another week, more cost, and finally – after six weeks and a bill that’s equivalent to four fifths of a new generator – our generator is singing like a bird and charging like a rhino.

But we’re feeling like boiled frogs.

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A Great Barrier Adventure

April 10, 2013

Great Barrier Island, NZ

By: Kerry

We are off the dock at last!

The Wednesday morning before Easter, we finally motored out of Marsden Cove on a picture perfect morning, intending to anchor in the next bay, but turned right and decided, ‘what the hell, let’s go to Great Barrier Island instead’.

The No Plan Plan was underway!

There was no wind, so couldn’t sail, but it was glorious sunshine and flat seas – even got the ‘kini out and pretended it was the tropics!

GB is about 50 nautical miles east of Marsden Cove and a fave hangout for the NZ yachtie set, local fishermen, the odd hippy and – in the holidays – the JAFA brigade (Just Another F**king Aucklander – fortunately few of them over Easter). It’s really beautiful, with lots of little broken-off islands (some actually called the Broken Islands); safe anchorages protected in any weather, forest-covered hills, great fishing and great walking. Like the more famous Bay of Islands but less people and smaller.

We met up with our friends on Kalida, Derek and Allison, who have spent a lot of time there over the last few years and know all the best walks etc. We’ve done some beautiful hikes, to high vantage points with views over the bays and wider ocean and the weather has, for the most part, been lovely (though I haven’t been brave enough to dive in – it’s not freeeezing, but I’m sure it would shatter my illusion of us being in the tropics).

It’s been a fantastic exercise in getting to know the boat – some forward steps (we have our anchoring routine down pat, pretty much) and a few backwards (since our generator is still in bits, we’re reliant on a combination of solar power and the main engines, and we’re having some problems with the alternator/regulator… can’t quite figure out what the issue is, but it’s causing much frowning and chin scratching by D).

The learning curve has been particularly steep for poor Damian – since we didn’t have any hand over when we bought the boat, added to the fact that all the instruction manuals on board were in French, the boat computer’s operating system was in Spanish and the on-board systems are very complex, he’s been doing an awful lot of reading, studying on-line forums and downloading manuals.

Last week he graduated as marine electronics expert, having finally got our navigation instruments to talk to each other (when the local marine sparky had given up trying). This week he’s studying to be an auto electrician, trying to work out why the main engine alternators are doing inexplicable things regarding charging the house batteries.

But despite the challenges, it does feel pretty damn good to finally be on our boat and out of the marina. The first evening we sat in the cockpit in a gorgeous anchorage, with the sun going down, G+T in hand, not a breath of wind, water mirror calm, and we had to pinch ourselves – FINALLY we’re doing what we set out to do a year ago!

And then next morning we went fishing at dawn (gotta love late daylight saving – it didn’t get light until 7.30, so you can sleep in and still go fishing at dawn). Just went out in the dinghy into the pass between the broken-off islands, where as soon as you drop a line, you get a bite. We pulled in about a dozen snapper in an hour, but only kept three ‘pannies’ as the locals call them (ie pan-size) – minimum size is 27cm, measured from the deepest part of the V of its tail to its nose, which is bigger than the Oz limit, I think. Nevertheless it was dinner – and they were delicious. We’ve been fishing a few times since, with similar results: the fish are verging on suicidal.

Sunday looked a good day for a sail back to the mainland, so we set off early, heading out through the narrow pass on glassy water, with tendrils of cloud laced around the surrounding hills. And so our inaugural solo sail was a cracker – moderate winds, next-to-no swell and beautiful sunshine all the way home – couldn’t have asked for better. We anchored for the night in the bay we were intending to stop at the day we left Marsden and I cooked dinner of mussels that had been discreetly liberated from the anchor chains of the mussel leases on Great Barrier.

 

Since then we’ve been back in the marina – we had to go back to get our generator fixed. We arrived back very early Monday morning (Damian very proud of his docking effort!). Mechanic showed up to finalise the generator fix and…. nuthin. Doesn’t work. There’s still no light at the end of that tunnel. We actually got a second opinion today, but no-one has a clue what the problem is – defying all logic and sense. So we’re a bit stuck.

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The Big Birthday

March 16, 2013

Marsden Cove, NZ

By: Kerry

Today is Damian’s 50th Birthday. We thought we’d be somewhere more exotic, with a few more sea miles under our belts by now. But here we are in Marsden Cove, a long way from most of our friends and all of our family and not really in party mood.

It’s my 50th in June and I had visions of spending it swimming with humpback whales in Tonga, but I believe the whales don’t arrive there until July (very inconsiderate).

So we have decided to declare a 100th Birthday Year, starting from now, and intend to cram in as much fun as possible.

Let it begin!

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Walking Around Whangarei

March 10, 2013

Marsden Cove, NZ

While we expected to be seeing more palm trees than Pohutakawas over the past months, the coastal scenery around Whangarei is spectacular in its own right and we’ve done a number of great day hikes, including the Mangawhai Cliffs walk – starting about 45 minutes drive south-east of Marsden Cove.

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Back at the Ranch

February 20, 2013

Marsden Cove, New Zealand

By: Kerry

Corinne June Lorimer, March 14, 1932 to January 4, 2013. RIP.

Corinne June Lorimer, March 14, 1932 to January 4, 2013. RIP.

We’re back on Sel Citron, after four months back in Sydney.

My mother, Corinne, was diagnosed with secondary cancer last year, just as we’d bought the boat, stopped work, rented out the house and were preparing to leave. They gave her six months to two years. We were torn – wanting to stay, but geared to go. Mum was adamant that we went – and so we planned to get her out to the boat in Fiji as soon as we could get there.

We had twice-weekly Skype calls from the boat and, as we were hit with one delay after another, we watched on screen as Mum’s health steadily deteriorated.

I went home for two weeks in August, at which time she was still strong enough to take on the bush turkey destroying her garden at Hawks Nest, and the two of us shifted about a tonne of dirt in the process of dismantling his nest mound.

But the continued rounds of chemo were taking their toll – and the cancer continued to spread.

Damian and I gave up on the idea of getting to Fiji, and started making plans to go home to be with her. She wanted to maintain her independence as long as possible, which we respected, but when I suggested that Damian doing a yacht delivery would be good timing for me to come visit, she agreed.

When I arrived home, she’d just been admitted to hospital with pain in her hip. That hip subsequently fractured and the medicos recommended a partial hip replacement, which seemed ludicrous at the time. We thought we were going to lose her at that point, but 40 years of yoga stood her in good stead and she made a remarkable recovery.

After 44 days in hospital, we brought her home and Damian and I moved in and endeavoured to spoil her rotten for the next seven weeks. She’d been on chemo throughout the year, so she’d either had no appetite or food actually tasted bad. But chemo was finished and her taste buds had revived, plus she was on Dexmethasone which (as a side effect) stimulates appetite.

Ironically, she was feeling so much better than while she was on the chemo, so we had a great, ‘gourmet’ time. All through her life she’d watched her figure and been careful about what she ate (in the photo, above, she’s 78). Bugger that! With nothing to lose, chocolate was on the menu at any time of day. (Chocolate-coated strawberries for breakfast, anyone?).

I was cooking all sorts of gastronomic delights and Damian was in charge of gin and tonics and ‘pudding surprise’ each evening, when he’d turn whatever goodies he could find in the fridge/cupboard into some, er,  ‘exotic’ dessert delight. Always good for a laugh, but always delicious, too.

Corinne was very frail, and it wasn’t long before she could no longer stand or feed herself – but, undaunted, she could still suck a G+T through a straw!

Fortunately, Damian and Corinne always got on really well – truth to tell, I reckon she actually flirted with him – and she always had a great sense of humour, which stood her in good stead through all the awful indignities of her illness.

We had so many great belly laughs – tears streaming down our faces – at the most ridiculous, stupid things, and it was those that got us through and, while it was a terribly sad time, it was also an incredibly special time, one that we will treasure, and I am so grateful that we were able to be there for her.

On New Years Eve she was struggling to swallow, and we were advised to get her into hospital in case something went wrong over the public holiday. She was admitted that afternoon and I think she decided she’d had enough.

She died on January 4.

The next month was just a blur as we sorted through 46 years of ‘stuff’ and two houses. We renovated both houses (family working bees), ready to go on the market, appointed agents and did all the things you have to do in such circumstances.

We were under added pressure as we have to get the boat out of New Zealand by the end of May, or face importing it (and a tax bill of NZ$100,000 or so) – but we’ve only sailed the boat for a total of about three hours. So from a safety point of view at the very least, we’re desperate to get out on the water and get to ‘know’ her before we head offshore.

As of today, our new navigation equipment is delivered, but not yet functioning – before we left in October, the marine electrician installed it, but couldn’t get it working. We thought the chart plotter might be a lemon, so we sent it back to be bench tested while we were in Oz and it’s now back on the boat with a clean bill of health.

But the sparky is still scratching his head…

And, just to add to the fun, the generator – which was working perfectly before we left – won’t start, no matter how nicely we talk to it.

Here we go again…

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Serendipity in Vanuatu

October 14, 2012

Port Vila, Vanuatu

By: Kerry

A Toka ceremony is held approximately once every five years on the island of Tanna in the south of Vanuatu. It’s planned years in advance, but the actual dates aren’t announced until a week before – basically, when enough sacrificial pigs are accrued, it’s party time.

We were in Port Vila at the end of a week’s cruising with John and Christine, when we got word of the festival and, on the spur of the moment, hopped on a plane to Tanna. Our hosts, Eso and Rachel, picked us up in their ute and transferred us to a cabin on a cliff top with views to the distant volcano.

Our little cabin amongst the jungle

The festival had been going for a day and a half already, but tonight was the Big Night.

Eso woke us at 1.00am and we – along with a few extra family members who’d never seen a Toka before – piled into the ute and bumped our way over deeply rutted dirt roads through the dark to the festival grounds.

The ground was throbbing and a crowd of several thousand locals was heaving. Security guards (unarmed, apart from long sticks) emerged from the dark and led us through the crowd. Rachel and one of her daughters pressed against me, shoulder to shoulder as we were hustled through the crowd – rumour has it that any woman is fair game during the Toka, though I’m not sure who was protecting whom!

Through the night, hundreds of dancers performed: women dancing in grass skirts and face paint, with feathers and Christmas tinsel wound around their heads and necks for maximum bling effect; warrior dances, with men in grass skirts, face paint – and the occasional bit of tinsel – with charges and counter charges, chases, stomping and chanting. As dawn broke, the Toka – a feather-covered ‘totem pole’ – was carried in and the dancing hit fever pitch.

It was extraordinary to watch and to be a part of. There were perhaps only a dozen other foreigners, and at first we felt like we were intruding, but the dancers smiled and the ‘security guards’ shepherded us, unbidden, to the best photo vantage points and made sure we didn’t get trampled by the charging crowds.

We retired, exhausted, at around 10.00 am. Some of the dancers were also spent – I watched one lady, her face paint smeared, fall asleep on her feet – but others were gearing up for the climax: the slaughtering of the pigs and the following feast.

We didn’t hang around for the pig killing – after all we had a live volcano to visit…

At sunset, on the same extraordinary day, we were standing on the rim of Mt Yasur, perhaps the world’s most accessible live volcano, looking down into its volcanic crater as re-hot lava boiled and exploded into the air around us.

How cool is that?

PS Click in Images in the menu bar to see the full photo albums for the Toka Festival, and for Cruising with John and Christine

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Groundhog Day

Aside

September 29, 2012

Marsden Cove, New Zealand

By: Kerry

It’s like we never left: howling wind, driving rain, freezing cold. But we have a plan.

We’re heading to Sydney, via Vanuatu. Sel Citron is going to stay in Marsden Cove until next April, when cyclone season officially ends and – hopefully – we can head to the islands.

We need catamaran sailing experience and it’s getting close to the time when I need to go home to look after my Mum. So we’re meeting our friends, John and Christine to cruise on their 55-foot catamaran, Fantazia, for a week or so.

I’ll fly home from Port Vila and Damian will sail Fantazia, with John, to Bundaberg, Queensland.

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Sleeping Like a Samoan

September 25, 2012

Savai’i Island, Samoa

By: Kerry

The Samoans say, “We eat until we get tired, then we sleep until we can eat again.” We think we are part Samoan, because we slotted into that routine without even blinking!

We’re not normally the types to lie by the hotel pool, but our Samoan days involved eating, sleeping, swimming, reading and then repeating the above.

For the first nine nights we stayed at Tanu Beach, about half way up the east coast of Savai’i, the larger but less-populated of Samoa’s two main islands. Since few people stay as long as us, we scored the honeymoon suite: a four-metre by three-metre fale – as basic as you can imagine, with thatched roof, woven palm leaf ‘louvres’ for walls and a mattress on the bare wooden floor, under a mosquito net. That’s it. No furniture. No loo or shower – that was a shared affair, though we never had to wait or even have company in the loo block.

But the ocean was exactly seven steps from the front of our fale (Damian measured it, of course), and it was the most perfect temperature and colour, lapping a white sand beach and framed by coconut palms. The only danger was falling coconuts.

The honeymoon suite at Tana Beach Fales - basic, but just seven steps from the waterFor the most part, the weather was divine: hot, hot sun (achingly good after the chill of NZ) tempered by a light trade wind. We lay on our mattress or sat on the front step and stared out at every shade of opal stretching to an indigo horizon.

Basic, but just seven steps from the water...Samoa-72

We woke to a breathless, ominous calm one morning and sat on the step, watching a storm brew over the course of a couple of hours. The lagoon changed from translucent turquoise, through deeper blues to a dark, bruised violet. The clouds piled up on the horizon and sheets of grey, drenching rain crossed the ocean and hammered the roof of the fale. We let the palm louvre walls down until there was just a ragged rectangle of storm left on view, and then had to retreat altogether.

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Amazingly, our little palm-frond palace was totally watertight.

Ten minutes later, it was all over and the sun was out again.

Tanu Beach is a family-owned and operated affair, with about 30 family members actively involved, ranging from matriarchs to toddlers. The Chief and head of the family looks to be about 80. He and Mrs Chief make a daily tour through the property in their shiny four-wheel drive, peep-peeping the horn and giving a jolly royal wave to the punters.

Each evening, the dinner bell (a crow bar struck against an old gas tank strung from a breadfruit tree) is rung at 7.00pm. Dinner – which invariably included at least four varieties of starch – was served by the Chief’s daughter, Frida and granddaughters, dressed in satin and garlanded with palm fronds and fresh frangipani.

Sunday night was show night, with the whole family involved. Our teenage waitresses, Judyana and Lagni, performed shy, sinuous dances, accompanied by a couple of hilarious four-year-olds who kept jumping in front of the girls, striking muscle-man poses and fierce faces and stealing the limelight.

The young men of the family – bare-chested and grass-skirted – performed the Samoan version of a Haka and a truly impressive fire dance.

It was fantastic – even though it was ostensibly put on for the tourists, it didn’t have that awful ‘tourist cultural show’ feel – the Samoans are very proud and protective of their culture and talk a lot about their efforts to preserve it. The Chief and Mrs Chief were sitting to one side, looking very proud of their extended brood, and enjoying the show as much as the dancers and the audience.

Afterwards, the music was turned up, the lights were turned down and everyone – dancers and punters – got down and boogied.

We hired a car one day and circumnavigated the island. There’s just one road that follows the perimeter, diverting inland around the occasional lava field, passing deserted beaches and through neat, brightly painted villages where Samoans lay around, sleeping between eating, on the floors of open-sided fale fono, or meeting houses.

The road is flat, sealed and with little car traffic, but plenty of pigs with strings of tiny piglets, chickens with strings of tiny chicklets and the occasional skinny dog that would try to chase the car.

Each village was trying to outdo its neighbour in a Tidy Towns competition. There was no litter and the buildings were freshly painted in ice cream colours: raspberry, blueberry, mango and bubble gum. Houses are set in gardens full of crimson and gold cordyline; frangipanis ranging from fat and creamy to tiny and blood-red; hibiscus and heavily-laden breadfruit trees.

Family, culture and religion are the cornerstones of Samoan life and every village has the biggest and most ostentatious church the residents could build. Every flavour of missionary has been through here – Catholics, Methodists, Mormons, Seventh Day Adventists, the London Missionary Society – the list seems endless. And every one of them was seemingly a frustrated architect – and ambitious to boot.

The last three nights were back on the main island of Upolu, in a slightly more up-market hotel (we had our own bathroom for the first time in four months!) that was run by Luna, a local woman who was just the perfect hostess.

The hotel was just down the road from the large plantation-style house of Robert Louis Stevenson, who is regarded as something of a demi-god in Samoa.

We took the house tour with Margaret, perhaps the most delightful tour guide I’ve ever met, who clearly had a deep affection and respect for the great man. She pointed out his personal effects: “Imagine! If you had to carry these heavy travel trunks, you would use up all your kilos!”

She sang the requiem carved as his epitaph, a capella, in a pure, sweet voice: “…Home is the sailor, home from the sea, and the hunter home from the hill.”

“Please excuse me, but when I sing it in Samoan, I always cry,” she said.

Then she sang it in Samoan and cried, and so did we.

RLS died at 44, having written 13 books and numerous other works in the 14 years he’d been in Samoa. He was buried at the top of the mountain immediately behind the house. People came from all over Samoa and his casket was passed up the mountain from hand to hand.

We thought we’d just hike a little way up, since it was by then midday and hellishly hot, but of course, once started, we (Damian) had to go all the way. I had Margaret’s words bubbling around in my boiling brain, “Imagine! They carved out the path all the way to the top in just 24 hours! And so many people lining the path!”

Samoa used to be the last place in the world, but last year, the Samoans decided to jump the international dateline and now it’s the first place in the world. I just liked the idea of sitting on the steps of our fale, looking out into yesterday.

Footy at sunset, Tana BeachPS. Click on Images in the menu bar to see our full Samoa photo album.

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Don’t Reach for the Razor Blades

Aside

August 27, 2012

Marsden Cove, NZ

By: Damian

I’ve just read back my pages of prattle and before you head for the sharpest knife, or jump out of a high window, I need to again say that we wouldn’t have swapped the last few months for anything. Sure, there’s been lots of setbacks, a good few more than I’ve actually highlighted here, but they are to be expected, sort of…

We love the boat, it’s fantastic, the people we’ve met have been great, we’ve learnt so much and we’re happy.

We can also feel sure that when we do go to sea, the boat will be as good as it can be, as well-equipped as it can be and we will be as prepared as we can be.

So it’s just the muppets driving it that might cause problems!

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The Weather in Whangarei

August 27, 2012

Marsden Cove

By: Kerry

We really like New Zealand – it’s a bit like Australia was 25 years ago, in a nice way! Perhaps it’s because we’re coming from Big Smoke Sydney, but ‘Inzud’ seems less developed, a slower pace.

The Kiwis we’ve met have been, for the most part, friendly and unfailingly helpful and hospitable.

The people who’ve worked on our boat (and there have been plenty) have been practical and proud of their work, and don’t seem to be driven by the dime, or by keeping up with the Joneses so much as Sydney-siders seem to be these days. Everyone’s living for the weekend, talking about goin’ fushin’ or diving for crays and scallies. (Damian reckons the fush must hate weekends, since every Kiwi that can get on or near the water is trying to kill them).

But the weather … It’s killing us.

When we arrived in May, it was getting chilly, but it got colder, to the point that camping in the ‘trailer park’ really lost its shine. It was getting down to 5C in our cabin at night, and the decks would be covered in ice in the mornings. Then it got worse.

Since we’ve been at Marsden Cove, we’ve had barely any decent weather (the day of our sail trial being a notable exception). The wind seems to funnel in from the ocean here and day after day it has been freezing cold, blowing dogs of chains and sending the rain in sideways. Many days we haven’t left the boat as it’s been just too hideous.

52 knots true1-1Talk about cabin fever – it’s a wonder we haven’t killed each other.

On one notable day, we sat, feeling the boat shaking and shuddering, watching trees bent double and our navigation instruments going nuts as the wind gusted stronger and stronger: we recorded over 57 knots. That’s 106kmh – just under a full hurricane.

52 knots true-5The official description says:

Beaufort scale 10: Storm: “Very high waves (29-41 ft) with overhanging crests, sea white with densely blown foam, heavy rolling, lowered visibility. Seldom experienced on land, trees broken or uprooted, considerable structural damage.

“Seldom experienced on land.” Yeah, right – clearly M. Beaufort never visited Whangarei!

No problem, though. We got comfy, opened a bottle (OK, two) of red and watched five back-to-back episodes of Dexter. (Sadly, we can’t watch regular telly – when our old telly died with the power surge, we raced out to buy a new one so we could watch the Olympics. But it turns out we’re in a black hole for reception, so we saw London through a snowstorm…).

More frustrating is that it has meant we haven’t been able to take the boat out, comfortably or safely, so we haven’t sailed it once since the sail trials a month ago.

Our lack of sailing experience on the boat; the narrowing window of time before the onset of cyclone season in the tropics; our on-going delays (we’re still waiting on the new nav gear to arrive and be installed); together with my Mum’s deteriorating health (we need to be able to get home in a hurry, if necessary) have combined to effectively put the kibosh on our plans to sail north to the islands this year.

So disappointing, but hey, it’s the No Plan Plan, so we’ll just roll with it.

The locals tell us the weather’s not likely to improve until at least November. We calculated we’d run out of Dexter, Boston Legal and Twin Peaks by then, so figured we’d better get the hell out before things got ugly…

So, Samoa, here we come!

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